ANNOUNCEMENT: Sign-In with Facebook is working now.

HSX Forums: Movies Board

And they hook up with actresses who look like Goldie Hawn. They've got it made. {nm}

Posted by: Dave3626 (a.k.a del_VUA_Dave3626) on May 03, 12:05 in response to forlorne's post Kids who look like Kurt are pre-destined to be humorous...

why is NFURY not made into movie? would be great character walking around Disneyland? maybe racism to blame? {nm}   DASavage on May 03, 10:55

Racism is always to blame. That's what Chris Matthews has taught me. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 10:57

captain america, ironman, thor, hulk (pre-Hulk), black widow, the fem bow shooter guy, all white..............????? {nm}   HSXisEASY on May 03, 11:00

It's an insidious plot against diversity. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 11:06

Why stretch for a complicated explanation when everday racism is available?    DTXbro on May 03, 11:41

I appreciate your optimism. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 12:07

I am still shocked at all the "racism" names being thrown around, when an all black movie has been number 1 for a few weeks.   arf on May 03, 12:51

It has been? I didn't know, because like Colbert, I don't see race. Everyone looks like a neutral gray to me. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 12:58

I see culture, and being a "culturist" can be a life saver if you are aware of your surroundings, bad parts of town have white ppl too. {nm}   arf on May 03, 13:04

Well of course. I've seen enough episodes of Cops to know that. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 13:16

How is that film doing in Idaho, Montana, Maine, Wyoming, etc.? How much of the audience is white (other than a few drawn to the religion?)    DTXbro on May 03, 13:18

It's still in multiple theatres, so I'd guess it's doing pretty good in White Bread country. Not bad for us racist rednecks. {nm}   arf on May 03, 13:54

No, only Samuel L Jackson worked, the rest didn't show up. {nm}   arf on May 03, 12:45

The name Black Widow is racist {nm}   forlorne on May 03, 11:08

Post-Racial Widow would be more PC. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 11:12

Hulk is green... :) {nm}   slappydavid on May 03, 11:08

But Bruce Banner is white {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 11:10

So if Nick Fury was green, it would get made? {nm}   forlorne on May 03, 11:11

How dark would his green be? Would it be a Spring Green, or more of a Sap Green? {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 11:15

Sap Green? What is that? Are you a paint chip namer? {nm}   forlorne on May 03, 11:19

No, but while I eat breakfast on Friday mornings I tune in to Bob Ross. He relaxes me with his happy trees. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 11:21

Dave, I hate to be the one to tell you, but Bob is dead. {nm}   arf on May 03, 12:52

But his re-reuns are alive and well. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 12:55

Speaking of re-runs, one of those channels is re-running Facts of Life. I still have a crush on Blair after all these years. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 12:59

And Stephanie from Newhart. Something about rich, uptight blondes going on in my head. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 13:01

Blair is hot, but I'd prefer re-runs of Saved by the Bell, what's the name of that one that's a big hit now? Cute Brunette. {nm}   arf on May 03, 13:06

Sorry, was never big into Saved by the Bell. When Saturday morning cartoons ended at 11, I tuned out. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 13:36

Al Sharpton, wher are you when NFURY needs you. you sellout! {nm}   neverODDorEVEN on May 03, 11:15

He's on MSNBC doing promos about Republicans eating blueberry pie (I'm dead serious about that) {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 11:16

Is he for or agin' eating blueberry pie? {nm}   forlorne on May 03, 11:23

I think he's pro-pie eating, but against lying about eating the pie. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 12:04

Sounds like he is right on both counts. Outstanding!    DTXbro on May 03, 12:52

No doubt it's what makes him an expert in navigating the rough waters of politics. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 13:02

would it confuse you if I mentioned that the Hulk most recently on the Avengers team (in comics) is red?   RazorHawk on May 03, 11:18

I think I just had a little stroke. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 11:20

My head explode {nm}   forlorne on May 03, 11:21

Ha Ha. I didn't see Dave's post before posting mine {nm}   forlorne on May 03, 11:22

All the movie characters with eye patches are caucasian. It IS a racist Hollywood conspiracy! {nm}   forlorne on May 03, 11:11

That's reverse racism, making it look like only white people can lose an eye. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 11:13

Also anti-pirate and anti-Nazi. {nm}   forlorne on May 03, 11:15

Well I should hope we're all ANTI-Nazi. Pirates are cool, though. Johnny Depp has tauught us that. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 11:19

My all-time favorite eye-patch character: Captain Ron {nm}   forlorne on May 03, 11:16

Captain Ron was a troublemaking vagabond type, wasn't he? We don't want kids who look like Kurt growing up thinking that's all they can be. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 11:18

Kids who look like Kurt are pre-destined to be humorous vagabonds. {nm}   forlorne on May 03, 11:24

And they hook up with actresses who look like Goldie Hawn. They've got it made. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 12:05

Wasn't there an asian with an eye patch in one of the Pirates of the Carribean movies? {nm}   arf on May 03, 12:55

Asian is in Cauc*asian*. So the reverse racism still stands. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 13:00

Asian is actually mongloid, there's only 3 "base races". White people from here to Iran and Russia are one, Africa is one, and mognloids.   arf on May 03, 13:10

No matter what we're all God's children. Except for the atheists *insert rimshot here* {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 13:20

AFJ would appreciate that one. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 13:21

Unless the atheists are right - does that make us all orphans {nm}   JDolphin on May 03, 13:31

Not necessarily. One could still look to Mother Nature. Orphanhood averted. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 13:38

Because those definitions of races are over 400 years old and useless in terms of describing human genetic variation {nm}   RogerMore on May 03, 13:54

I blame Eddied Murphy and Pluto Nash {nm}   dioneta on May 03, 11:16

+Shaq in Steel... {nm}   Oleg Max on May 03, 11:18

Didn't they already do a Nick Fury movie with Hasselhoff as Fury? {nm}   Paul2k on May 03, 11:18

I blame the drinking for his fury. {nm}   Dave3626 on May 03, 11:22

When i look under images, Hasselhoff's patch apparently wandered from eye to eye. {nm}   forlorne on May 03, 11:29

Yes, stop reminding me of Hasselfury   medv4380 on May 03, 15:08

They made Blade before any of the Avengers. {nm}   Shrike on May 03, 11:43

And then "Hollywood" made up tax evasion charges and forced him out of the country...... {nm}   dioneta on May 03, 11:53

no, he didn't pay his income taxes for six years, so he was sentenced to three years in jail... he has two years remaining {nm}   RazorHawk on May 03, 12:18

Post a Reply

To post to the forums you must first login!

Cantor Exchange
The Equalizer 2 (EQLZ2) 2656 44.46 (+3.72)         Leatherface (LTHFC) 100000 25.00 (0.00)         The Bringing (TBRNG) 100000 20.00 (0.00)         Nightcrawler (NTCRW) 5000 32.24 (+3.08)         Leatherface (LTHFC) 20000 25.00 (0.00)         Kahlil Gibran’s The Prophet (KGSTP) 100000 6.14 (+0.86)         Nightcrawler (NTCRW) 20000 32.24 (+3.08)         Suite Francaise (SUIFR) 100000 3.97 (+0.04)         Jake Gyllenhaal (JGYLL) 10000 37.03 (+0.12)         The Graveyard Book (GRVBK) 100000 3.15 (-2.40)         The Bringing (TBRNG) 100000 20.00 (0.00)         Our Brand is Crisis (OBCRS) 15 32.23 (+7.61)         Ice Age 5 (ICEA5) 5000 51.63 (+1.66)         Interstellar (NTSTL) 50000 159.83 (+3.31)         Sherlock Holmes 3 (HOLM3) 1 33.30 (+3.50)         Interstellar (NTSTL) 100000 159.83 (+3.31)         Leatherface (LTHFC) 100000 25.00 (0.00)         The Comedian (COMDN) 1 1.24 (+1.22)         Thor: Ragnorak (THOR3) 1 141.27 (+1.15)         The Birds (BIRDS) 100000 0.32 (+0.30)         The Incredibles 2 (NCRD2) 99678 96.80 (-0.92)         Leatherface (LTHFC) 10005 25.00 (0.00)         Our Brand is Crisis (OBCRS) 100000 32.23 (+7.61)         Inhumans (INHUM) 1 68.90 (+1.10)         Our Brand is Crisis (OBCRS) 100000 32.23 (+7.61)         The Bringing (TBRNG) 10005 20.00 (0.00)         Cybernatural (CYBRN) 1 18.13 (+0.69)         Wild Side aka Mississippi Wild (MSWLD) 70000 0.04 (+0.03)         Escobar: Paradise Lost (PRDSL) 1 3.48 (+1.39)         The Incredibles 2 (NCRD2) 100000 96.80 (-0.92)         Leatherface (LTHFC) 1 25.00 (0.00)         Escobar: Paradise Lost (PRDSL) 10 3.48 (+1.39)         Inferno (NFERN) 35000 58.14 (-0.54)         Our Brand is Crisis (OBCRS) 99631 32.23 (+7.61)         The 3D Fund (IN3D) 10000 33.03 (+0.01)         The Bringing (TBRNG) 100000 20.00 (0.00)         Interstellar (NTSTL) 100000 159.83 (+3.31)         The Purge 3 (PURG3) 63290 35.42 (+4.87)         Sherlock Holmes 3 (HOLM3) 21 33.30 (+3.50)         Leatherface (LTHFC) 100000 25.00 (0.00)         Leatherface (LTHFC) 100000 25.00 (0.00)         Jupiter Ascending (JUPTR) 7586 63.27 (-0.07)         The Equalizer 2 (EQLZ2) 100000 44.46 (+3.72)         Our Brand is Crisis (OBCRS) 1 32.23 (+7.61)         Nightcrawler (NTCRW) 100000 32.24 (+3.08)         The Black Phantom (BPHNT) 100000 21.21 (-3.79)         Nightcrawler (NTCRW) 100000 32.24 (+3.08)         The Purge 3 (PURG3) 20 35.42 (+4.87)         The Equalizer 2 (EQLZ2) 20 44.46 (+3.72)         Lost River (HTCAM) 70000 2.22 (-0.04)