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[spoiler free] STAR8.... plodding. Boring. Completely unsatisfying. Not even as a SW fan, but just as MOVIE fan, this was TRASH.

Posted by: CactusLand on Dec 15, 18:21

Did STAR7 stoke your excitement with interesting questions? They won’t be answered. Ever.

Want an epic Lightsaber duel? Or even just a lightsaber duel, period? Nope. No time for that.  But you will get to see a master Jedi drink alien boob milk.

Want excitement?  What could be more exciting than a plot centered on a slow-speed space chase for 2 hours...

 

the critics on rotten tomatoes were straight up paid by the studio, I can’t think of any other explanation for these astoundingly off-point reviews.

 





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