This isn't. But it worked out well. I haven't held a steady job since.
I tried starting a business but things became complicated. I used to buy and sell meteorites online. Basically I bought 4-5 gram pieces of meteorites and cut them into gram pieces and then sold small collections. It's a long story about a 3 month old car getting stolen. Judges, Lawyers and employers were involved. The finance company had sent me a letter many months later telling to stop sending in monthly payments and to pay the balance in full. Clause (m) in the contract said they could do this. I argued that I stopped payments at the request of the finance company and they their loss was their fault just like my loss, the car was my fault. It was during this hearing I stopped selling rocks and paid off all my credit cards.
Well a contract is a contract so the court issued a wage garnishement. The pizza joint wouldn't help me, the lawyer or the court and and said I had to fix the problem before I could come back to work. I fired back with a complaint all my own in the form of a bankruptcy. The wage garnishment came in around Halloween 2002. I was bankrupt the day after Christmas. I did it online for 400 bucks total.