Census Enumerator (sung to the tune of 'Wichita Lineman')
I am an enumerator for the Census
and I drive the back roads
searching in the sun for another interview.
I hear you hiding behind the door
and I can hear you through the intercom
and the Census Enumerator is still at the door.
I know I need a small vacation
but it don't look like rain
if it snows that crew down south won't ever stand the strain
and I need you more than want you
and I want you for all-time
and the Census Enumerator is still at the door.
(A work in progress, suggestions welcome)