Census Enumerator (sung to the tune of 'Wichita Lineman')
I am an enumerator for the Census
and I drive the back roads
searching in the sun for another interview.
I hear you hiding behind the door
and I can hear you through the intercom
and the Census Enumerator is still at the door.
I know I need a small vacation
but it don't look like rain
if it snows in June I'll go crazy with the strain
and I want you to open the door
and I need you to respond
and the Census Enumerator is still at the door.