My sister got busted for a DUI about 14 days ago and has been yelling at my mom. I personally do not drink, but I grow my own bud. She was threatening my mom to call the police and eventually asked me to get all the marijuana out of the house. It was no easy task. I got pulled into her mess after my mom desided to let me sleep in. I had just spent 14 hours working on the basement late nights.
So I sent an email to the police department, my mom, and my sister explaining that I need to have my sister to stop yelling at my mom. I explained that she was an angry drunk, a fat cow and that there was no weed in the house and I wasn't growing anything and hadn't for about a year. And, that when the phone rang, I expect to get disconnected because my sister would have knocked the phone out of my hand.
Although I'm not as happy as I was 10 days ago I thought about which cartoon character from the Simpsons my sister would be. The best I could come up with was Barney Gumble.
Happy New Year!
William