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Here's the final version: Cats Throughout History

Posted by: wroberson on Dec 09, 01:55 in response to wroberson's post When the researchers at MIT

Narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Throughout History cats have been putting the noses up their asses.  Sometimes at most uncomfortable times. Thanksgiving Dinner.  On your wedding day, Christmas Morning.  Some people question,

Why hasn't anyone come out with Butt Flavored Cat Food.

A team of MIT Research have been working on this question.

MIT Researcher: I don't know of any research being done on butt flavored cat food.
Interviewer:  Morgan Freeman Says you are.
MIT Researcher:  Try the Cafeteria.

Lunchlady: (insert Definition here)  I think you want the Animal Behavior Institute. It's down the hall and to the right.

Specialist: Cats don't put their noses up there asses because they like the taste.  Cat's do this for hygiene.

While no one is researching Butt Flavored Cat Food.  One thing is certain, cat's will continue to put their noses up their asses fo a very long time.

Have a great day!

William





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