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So there I was, flying my CH147 Apache Combat Helicopter. We were going as fast as we could, that is to say...
with the collective full down and the stick all the way back. I pressed hard against the rotor petals for extra speed. I was in the left seat, that is, I was in charge of the aircraft. Taking it as low as I dared, I skimmed the grass by just inches. Flying in the desert at night is no easy feat.
I came over a sandy white dune with the sun at my 12 o clock. Sun glaring through my NVGs, I saw little helmets poking out of the sand like gophers. One by one, I locked on to their heat signatures with my Helfire missiles. I got off 42 and chalked up another 30 by switching to guns.
I was alone, of course, which was our tactic in Iraq. "The Lone Rangers", we called ourselves. That way, the enemy would never know what direction we were coming from. I encoutered little resistance for the remaining 12 hour flight into Baghdad. Now at just over 1/2 tanks of fuel, I only had a few minutes on station. I wreaked as much havok in the time I had. Taking out Iraqi National Guardsmen with pinpoint precision with my on board sniper pod was easy. Shooting them through windows of buildiings was the challenge. The phased array radar did a great job at sorting through which returns had weapons and which did not. All I had to do was point and shoot. Uncontested, I flew home without a scratch. After a successful carrier landing I debriefed the Ship's Captain and went to the galley for a drink. By now, I was pretty thirsty. Walk in the park, Nancy.
The end.
But instead some myserious force drags the cursor towards SHORT/COVER and trade WRONGLY goes through as SHORT. {nm} Feb 14, 20:27
Toy knowledge I did not make this trade. To reverse even more cruely get charged to COVER as well as SHORT. {nm} Feb 14, 20:30
Is this a joke? {nm} Feb 14, 21:17
Saturdays/Sundays stopped being commission free about 5 years ago {nm} Feb 15, 07:01
...also cost me top trader of the week on Kaigee (short by $2 million). {nm} Feb 15, 16:10
HUH? (AMSNP) was not even Released the Week you were #2 - the Week Ended 12/03/14. Feb 15, 20:57
It's Easy to Mis-Remember. News Anchors do it ALL-THE-TIME. Maybe that's the Reason for the Suspension. {nm} Feb 15, 21:34
Oh, wait, I forgot to buy TOY4 that week and missed by 2 mil. Still lost a shi t load of money on AMSNP, which was the point Feb 16, 01:00
Mixing your Stories up then. Easy to do. News Anchors do it ALL-THE-TIME. Perhaps you Meant (TOYS4). {nm} Feb 16, 06:04
Nice to Meet You, Pot. {nm} Feb 16, 09:51
Looking Forward to his Iraqi Helicopter Story. Feb 16, 10:37
Oh, you think I'm lying. Now I get it. Nope just an HONEST mistake of mixing up my movie events. Both happened. Feb 16, 10:49
HAHAHA. That's Exactly what Happened with that Iraqi Helicopter Story - Just Mixed up Helicopters. Feb 16, 11:06
Not fabricated. You used those words, I did not. True stories, just mixed up. Unlike your NBC alter ego, I have evidence. Feb 16, 11:28
Here's my chart too. Thanks for giving me an oportunity to show off my chart. Feb 16, 11:40
So there I was, flying my CH147 Apache Combat Helicopter. We were going as fast as we could, that is to say... Feb 16, 12:02
HAHAHA. Good One. Feb 16, 12:29
There are 20 factual errors in that post. Keep looking. {nm} Feb 16, 12:30
Nice Touch. Quite Enjoyable. NBC would be so Proud. Feb 16, 13:25
Para 1 (6/6); Para 2 (3/6); Para 3 (7.5/8) - 9, 13, 20 incorrect. 14 is only partially correct Feb 16, 14:03
Hmph! I thought more people would play along... here's the answers. Feb 16, 18:25
You know a lot about helicopters, the sun, and military stuff. {nm} Feb 19, 12:01
<BANG!!!!!!> OH MY GOD!!! They killed Honest Abe!!! {nm} Feb 19, 09:24
