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THERADISH: In An Exclusive Interview With THERADISH, MLB Commissioner Confuses Steroids With Hemorrhoids.

Posted by: RotoHockeyYTD2013 (a.k.a RotoHockey2013MainPort) on Jun 05, 13:54

Partial Transcript:

THERADISH: Don't you think that this Steroid business is getting out of hand? Isn't it painful to deal with it all the time?

MLB Commissioner: Well, of course Hemorrhoids are painful. That's why we test for them.

THERADISH: MLB tests for Hemorrhoids?

MLB Commissioner: Of course. Thaat's how we protect the integrity of the game.





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