Well, at least I know I am. I was driving the other day, it doesn't matter where I was going, and this car ahead of me drifted over into my lane for a second. I was like, "What a worthless piece of ****!". I know. What a horrible thing to say, but it was someone's uncle and he was in my lane.
Uncles are like the most misunderstood of all the other family members. You know the type. Just about everyone has one. The worthless piece of **** uncle. Out on parole since he was 5. Hasn't had a job since he was 8. Wife left him when he was 10. Has been collecting SSI and disability since he was 12 after picking up a bad case of combat fatigue in the 6th grade.
It's not that they're crazy or perverted. They're lonely and no one ever comes to visit. The only time they get to meet with the other family members is on the holidays. The adults don't like him for what ever reason, but the kids really dig trying to get the quarter out of his pocket.
Another thing about the worthless piece of **** uncle is throughout their adult lives, they always manage to have some hot chick at their arm half their age while the good and nice uncle just can't seem to find anyone.
This brings me to the main difference between the good, nice uncle and the perverted one. The nice uncle will lean over when he has his **** up some chicks *** and tell her he's really enjoying his birthday, while the preverted uncle is like, "Hey Joey, get over here. Let's see if we can fit another **** up my ass ***. Come on. It'll be fun.