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Two Trees and a Woodpecker (Rated PG-13 sugestive language and adult situations)
Two trees in the forest, a birch and a beech noticed a new tree was going between them. Later that day a woodpecker came by and the trees ask the woodpeck to find out if the new tree was a son of a birch or a son aof a beech. The woodpecker when over to the new tree and began pecking. The trees then asked the woodpecker what king of tree is was. The woodpecker replied, It's neither a beech nor a birch, but it was the finest ash we had ever stuck his pecker into.
A week later the two trees notice a few men sitting on their branches watching a woman out for a little sunbathing. Just as her husband came by one of the men fell out of the tree and ran off. Who was that, the husband asked. It was just some guy checking out your beech. Not before long a 2nd man fell out of the tree and the husband aksed, what were you doing up in the tree. I was just checking out the birch the man replied. When a third man fell from the tree the husband was kind of upset and asked the man if him was checking out his birch too. No the man replied I was watching a woodpecker pecking your wife.
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Two Trees and a Woodpecker (Rated PG-13 sugestive language and adult situations) Jan 18, 07:47
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