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The HSX Dude's posting of a poster for "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" has prompted some surprisingly vigorous debate at Delta House. It
bears noting, as background, that we are kind of people who dumped a truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet, delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner, turned the head from the founder's statue into a hood ornament, and responded to threats of expulsion by conducting a toga party, so we believe we have a sense of humor and are not afraid of weirdness or irreverence. Even though we flunked science, we acknowledge evidence and therefore recognize that there are enough morons in our society to push The Devil Inside to a big opening and to make Michael Bay and Stephanie Meyer zillionaires. But we can not believe people will pay to watch something called "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter." We assume that imbecilic heirs financed this film, because no one smart enough to earn money would invest it in such a project. That's right, the guy with a grade point average of 0.0. is being condescending to anyone who would consider spending money (their parents' money, most likely) to watch this movie.
Every word applies to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, too.
The HSX Dude's posting of a poster for "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" has prompted some surprisingly vigorous debate at Delta House. It Jan 21, 13:39
For once, i actually agree with you...someone call Ripley's. {nm} Jan 21, 13:43
For me, selling point number 1 is Timur Bekmambetov; number 2 is the absolutely silly premise; 3 is Alan Tudyk; 4 is MEWIN Jan 21, 14:34
I'm not arguing that I'm not a moron, of course...simply stating my case as to why this movie interests me...SQUIRREL! {nm} Jan 21, 14:37
