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market fluctuations...

Posted by: Oleg Max (a.k.a Oleg_Max) on Feb 15, 19:50 in response to accountant_4_Jesus' post Future adjust math for TJMIL:

old joke:

an old lady goes up to the cashier at the bank to exchange 100 Euro's into US Dollars.

she gets 150 USD.

a few days later she goes back to the bank to exchange another 100 Euro's into US Dollars.

this time she only gets 140 USD.

so the old lady asks: how come I got 150 US Dollars a few days ago and today I am only getting

140 USD?

the bank manager says: well you see old lady, there are market fluctuations.  one day Euro goes up, another day Euro goes down.  it just market fluctuations...

so the old lady takes her 140 USD and says "fluck you too"...

 





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