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Since Saturdays are slow, I thought it would be fun to play a Movie Title game (if anyone's around and interested)...
So Kick-Ass seemed pretty self-explanatory but some movie titles just don't work, so I thought it would be fun to come up with literal titles for movies that might make them more exciting to get people interested in seeing them. The only key is that the have to be fairly literal, let's say 6 words or less and they have to be exciting enough to get people to see the movie.
A couple examples:
Jaws could be "Watch Out for the Shark!"
Sex and the City could be "Women Have Dirty Minds, too!"
Wanted could be "Angelina Jolie Naked Shooting Guns!"
Precious could be "Mo'Nique is Really Mean!"
Etc.
So can you think of any exciting literal titles for movies that could use a boost?
Just be careful with spoilers
Since Saturdays are slow, I thought it would be fun to play a Movie Title game (if anyone's around and interested)... Apr 17, 16:15
The Birds could be Bird-demic. {nm} Apr 17, 16:22
The Hurt Locker - "Best Picture, AND it has Explosions!" {nm} Apr 17, 19:44
There ya go... "The Godfather" - "Horse's Head... in My Bed!" {nm} Apr 17, 20:07
Conan O'Brien stars in a wondering nomad TV host with no late night show turned serial killer in "Sigh-coco" {nm} Apr 18, 07:44
D'oh... {nm} Apr 18, 07:47
TBS torpedoed my movie! {nm} Apr 18, 07:48
...and if you out there wondering and reading this Happy 47th Birthday Coco! {nm} Apr 18, 07:54
Avatar - Tall Dolls and Blue Balls {nm} Apr 17, 20:06
Casino Royale - "Spies Are Really Good at Poker" {nm} Apr 17, 20:08
Jaws: The Shark, The Fisherman, and the Incredibly Cheap Boat. {nm} Apr 17, 20:11
13 Clueless Teens Blessed by A Hollywood Horror Icon on a Friday. {nm} Apr 17, 20:18
James Bond, With Wile E. Coyote {nm} Apr 17, 20:19
WWII French resistance movies can be beautiful poetry {nm} Apr 17, 21:00
Galaxy Quest: check out Signourney's new implants! {nm} Apr 17, 22:25
Chicago: Worst movie ever {nm} Apr 17, 22:45
Not exactly following the rules... but funny either way! :) {nm} Apr 18, 04:46
Alt. for Chicago - Actors Can Sing and Dance, Too! {nm} Apr 18, 04:53
INDI5 ; Old guys can't stop making the same film {nm} Apr 17, 23:56
When Animals Attack Brendan Fraser {nm} Apr 18, 04:47
You Can See Right Through Keira Knigthley's Dress! {nm} Apr 18, 04:48
Vince Vaughn Never Shuts Up Apr 18, 04:49
Darth Vader Sure Was Adorable As a Little Kid Apr 18, 04:50
The sequel to this: Oh, Thank F*ck that Jar-Jar Is Gone Apr 18, 04:52
But he stinks as a teenager {nm} Apr 18, 14:16
The Matrix - Boy, I Wish I Took Some Red Pills Before Seeing This* Apr 18, 04:52
Tony Stark is Really Robert Downey Jr. Playing Himself {nm} Apr 18, 04:54
Hannah Montana ; Miley Cyrrus {nm} Apr 18, 05:17
and THIS IS IT ; This was Michael Apr 18, 05:18