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Can you imagine the casting call?

Posted by: Chest Rockwell (a.k.a MarkN) on Oct 07, 07:09 in response to Moviesnob's post STYD - pretty creative (and sexually suggestive) [HUCN2]...

"WANTED: Model. Female. Shaved. Unafraid of having gross bugs near sensitive bits."

Photographer: Okay, so congratulations, you got the gig. Now, here's the thing, I'm going to take this centipede [gingerly grasping squirming bug] and I'm going to put it, um, right around your, you know, your special lady area, okay? And then I'm going to take a picture of it, okay?

Model: Wait, what?

STYD - pretty creative (and sexually suggestive) [HUCN2] poster Moviesnob Oct 06, 20:27

LOL! That's so wrong. {nm} HarryWarden Oct 06, 20:54

And Tim Palen would be so proud! {nm} HarryWarden Oct 06, 21:00

Can you imagine the casting call? Chest Rockwell Oct 07, 07:09

the bug is probably fake {nm} Moviesnob Oct 07, 07:11

When someone starts a joke, "A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar..." you're the guy who says, "Wait, what kind of priest?" aren't you? {nm} Chest Rockwell Oct 07, 08:13

LOL:) Probably. Such a killjoy. {nm} HarryWarden Oct 07, 08:40

i'm the one who posted the poster in the first place! {nm} Moviesnob Oct 07, 08:44

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