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Don't get carried away, Dorfman. Similar merchandise will be on display at Delta's freshman orientation party in a couple of weeks.
This is your first season, Dorfman, so here are some tips:
(1) Stay safe.
(2) When in doubt, check ID.
(3) Don't go for the Catholic girls too early . . . well, introduce yourself to them first to establish a beachhead, but then move on for a while, because the Catholic girls will still be hanging around long after the others have gone home. Evangelical girls, on the other hand . . . move in for the kill quickly, because they go horizontal before you can say "Oh My God."
(4) Don't let it bother you if one yells out the name of a boyfriend back home. In a few weeks, you won't remember her name, either. Think Rolling Stones/
Some Girls, and Keith's quote: "We titled the album Some Girls because we couldn't remember their f*(#!?g names!"
(5) Never touch Otter's black bag or my beer.
(6) Leave the keys to Fred's car in the ritual room . . . so I can keep an eye on them for you.
(7) You can use my room, but only if you leave her and a six-pack there when you leave.
(8) Mandy Pepperidge is the third rail of Delta House. (You can look, though. In fact, there's a ladder outside my window.)
(9) For Christ's sake, tuck in those pajamas.
(10) There's a 50-50 chance you will meet your wife at one of these parties. Proceed accordingly.
First official look at Anne Hathaway in BATM3 Aug 05, 04:37
First official look at Anne Hathaway in [BATM3] {nm} Aug 05, 04:38
A little nervous about catwoman. Not a big fan of the character but I'm sure Nolan will do a good job with her. {nm} Aug 05, 05:12
Wasn't Catwoman's real name Pussy Galore? {nm} Aug 05, 06:41
No. Galore was a character in Goldfinger. {nm} Aug 05, 06:43
Wait, you can say **** but not ****? That's sexist. {nm} Aug 05, 07:53
So you can say Pussy Galore but not ****? {nm} Aug 05, 07:54
How about that character from The Sopranos, Big Pussy? Can you say that? {nm} Aug 05, 07:55
HAHA! {nm} Aug 05, 08:24
What about Dick Tracy? {nm} Aug 05, 11:15
Thanks! I'll take as many looks at AHATH as I can get. {nm} Aug 05, 06:06
MEOW {nm} Aug 05, 06:13
Don't get carried away, Dorfman. Similar merchandise will be on display at Delta's freshman orientation party in a couple of weeks. Aug 05, 07:42
this is funny {nm} Aug 05, 08:09
Funny, yes, but every word is true. Does this mean you're interested in pledging?{nm} Aug 05, 08:45
LOL! Classic. {nm} Aug 05, 08:26
are those motion-capture dots on her mask? {nm} Aug 05, 07:55
Batgirl? Where are the cat ears? {nm} Aug 05, 09:24
FWIW, Warners didn't say that was the Catwoman costume...they just said it was a pic of Selina Kyle {nm} Aug 05, 12:13
